Weegee Burger

Weegee Burger was a drive-in burger joint owned by Weegee that was established in 2005 and closed in 2009. It was in Kitty City, Kittyland. There was also a short-lived second location in Saudisputed Palestiraqi Israelistan.

History
In 1985, Weegee's house was foreclosed due to alimony proceedings after his first wife, Daizee, divorced him. Weegee decided to live at Malleo's house. Twenty years later, he had to move out and find a new house, so he founded a burger joint, which only sold burgers. In a moment of extreme overconfidence that he would soon regret, Weegee decided to set the place up right next to a KFC.

After a whole month year passed with nobody buying any food at his restaurant, Weegee decided to set up a second location in Saudisputed Palestiraqi Israelistan, thinking its malnourished citizens would eat anything. He failed to get any business there either, however, and was soon forced to close the Mideastern Weegee Burger down. After a second year without business, Weegee hired Gwonam, who needed money to buy a new flying carpet, to help him. However, they still failed to serve anyone, and Gwonam quit when Weegee failed to pay him.

After Gwonam left, Weegee was only able to keep Weegee Burger open because he happened to be making lotsa money using a "Nigerian Prince" email scam. He finally got really desperate and tried selling Jew burgers, but Hitler's ghost found out and sued Weegee. By 2009, Weegee had lost over Un$9,000; this meant Weegee had to close shop, and he has been mooching off of Brianna ever since.

Products
Although Weegee Burger sells only burgers, as clearly stated on a sign next to the window, it sells a large variety of burgers.
 * Cake Burgers
 * Hamburgers
 * Tuna Burgers
 * Cheeseburgers
 * Jew burgers
 * Bagel Burgers
 * Toast Burgers
 * Spaghetti Burgers
 * Meatball Burgers
 * Lamp Oil Burgers